6/12/08

6/12/08
Mute Era with mr. Gnome, Gay Witch Abortion, the nina the pinta@ the Hex, zero bucks, 9:00. HEY, MORE TWO-PIECES THAN A BIKINI STORE! Where the fuck are Birthday Suits and Knife World? Where the fuck? Where the fuck? I love Gay Witch Abortion. My bedroom walls are covered in Gay Witch Abortion posters pulled from the pages of Tiger Beat magazine. Where's the santa maria? Where the fuck?
Gogol Bordello with Dusty Rhodes and the River Band (perhaps incorrectly billed elsewhere as "Dusty Rose" et al? Anyway, check them out. They're pretty darn good.) Outside @ Cabooze, 22/25 bucks, 6:00. AAAAAND...
...ohmysweetjesusinsideisDavid Allan Coe with (okay, better name than Gay Witch Abortion) Bob Wayne and the Outlaw Carnies and White Iron Band Inside @ Cabooze, 20/22 bucks, 8:00. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. Who does the Cabooze think they are throwing all these great bands together inside and out on the same evening? I couldn't be facetious if I tried.
Roma di Luna@ Electric Fetus, zero bucks, 7:00.
Haley Bonar CD Release Show with Jeremy Messersmith and Mystery Palace @ the Varsity, 12/14 bucks, 7:30.
el ten eleven with Dance Band and Solid Gold@ Turf, you pay with the blood of one thousand goats (or TBA), 9:00.
Captain Blasted feat. members of the Sensational Joint Chiefs@ 331 Club, zero bucks, 9:00. That sounds like some pretty fucking happy music, folks! Plus, $1 off all taps til 10, $2.50 Cosmopolitans (pretty sure I got pretty drunk on that drink special once or thrice), and for the winos, 1/2 price bottles of wine but only til nine.
GB LEIGHTON'S PLAYING AT HIS PICKLE PARK! You pay in pickles, 10:30.