More innovative than the first taxidermist to mount a deer jumping over barbed wire fence!

The Association of Alternative Newsweeklies has bestowed an award for innovation upon our very own City Pages, for the Twin Cities Rock Atlas compiled by Peter Scholtes, Jeff Shaw and Kevin Cannon. (There are a lot of good nacho joints on that map. Oh my god, I'm going to make a Twin Cities Nacho Atlas, that's what I'ma do.) Bravo, gentlemen, on your fine reportage and illustration, though you did leave off the VFW, and if cootie raffles and alcoholic divorcees singing ABBA aren't rock and roll, then I don't know what is.