6/24/08

6/24/08

Okay, why would you go out tonight when you could stay at home and watch a static image of Waylon Jennings over his best song (below)? I take that back; it's probably more like his third best song, and there's some good stuff happening in town tonight. Save the static image of Waylon Jennings over his third best song for when you come home drunk at 2:15 (below). Happy Tuesday, friends.

Pop Wagner's Honky Tonk Ranch with the Twin Cities Playboys @ Eagles Club Aerie 34 - The Nest, zero bucks, 7:30.

Eddy Burke & the Consequences @ Lee's, zero bucks, 9:00.

Headlights (from Champaign), Scout Niblett (from Portland) and Lazer Forever @ Turf Club, 8 bucks, 9:00.

Blingo @ 331 Club, free bingo, awesome prizes, Raleigh's tacos, something about free Jameson? 7-9.

ECLIPSE RECORDS TO BAN ADULTS. Special early-evening pre-Turf performance from Headlights with One for the Team and Now, Now Every Children, only 20 and under admitted, 5 bucks, 4:30. Hm... go buy some pink leggings and pair with a green mini and yellow laceless Chucks, throw on a hoodie with skulls and some bright white sunglasses, then swear your parents won't let you get a driver's license? Or just come to terms with the fact that you're old, stay home, watch static image of Waylon Jennings over his third best song (below).