Look into my fridge.

Check it out. Today, my refrigerator is famous.



As is Eliot, reaching for some Frosty Paws.

(Yeah, we totally staged that. He was originally licking ice cube trays. We told him to go ahead and go for the gold. Good boy, Eliot.)

WELL HELLO

Where've I been?

Gonna be honest. I was getting sick of writing about cool shows to go to because, who cares eh?

Been writing about country music here.

Are You Ready for the Country

Check it out. Post some comments. Join me for a country show or two.

I'll return here periodically to write about meat and animals and such.



Look, a beer.

Crappy Taxidermy

Thanks to Gerard for the link. This is pretty awesome.

Crappy Taxidermy


In honor of rally week


"We had to shoot 'im. He was after the sheep again."


Seriously.

More...

Live Music/Dead Meat 2

Ho boy! Are we excited about our next installment of Live Music/Dead Meat.

Allow me to justify our excitement.

For one, the bands are just, like, a perfect fit and will guarantee a raucous evening of fun. First up is Communist Daughter, followed by 10w40, then a little Old James and finally, The Guystorm end out the night.

In case the cause for all this hubbub isn't self-evident, I'll now point out that Johnny of Communist Daughter, also of The Boxcar Restaurant in Prescott, WI, will be grillin' up catfish after his set. Exciting! 10w40, well, they just straight-up rock and if you don't know it then you've been hangin' out at the wrong rural bars and farm parties. Also exciting! And, hold on to your cowboy boots here - Old James plays, like, twice a year. And one 'a those times is usually in Texas. We're bringing 'em back up here just for you, because we love them and we love you. And The Guystorm played our inaugural LM/DM show and rocked the Turf on a Wednesday night. Far be it from us to even anticipate what they're gonna do on a Saturday at the Nomad with a bunch'a party dudes back from the damned Lone Star State. Yee haw and such.

Also exciting - complimentary catfish and game meat tastings. Duh.

And fishing giveaways!

Aw shit. If you aren't convinced yet, I GIVE UP.

Things that are exciting to me right now.

Drakkar Sauna tonight @ 7th St Entry, with openers John Swardson and Mages. 8 bucks, 8:00, 18+. I love this band, outta Lawrence, KS. Take a listen to "Mongrel of a Halfman Slave Bitch" on their myspace. I will be the one shouting out that request tonight, though if I'm any more than one sheet to the wind, I'll likely get the name wrong. Like last time.


And that, on Saturday.


The lineup for the next Live Music/Dead Meat show has been finalized:
The Guystorm, Old James (reunion!), 10w40 and Communist Daughter. We've been bending the ears of some chefs at some fabulous local restaurants specializing in seafood so we're especially excited to hook you up with some good grub.
Saturday 8/15, Nomad, 9:00, 6 bucks.

Things I Ate Today

Pig pig chicken.



Taylor Swift is real cute.

Weekend

Unimpressive, sure, but we couldn't show you the one that got away.



Speaking of which, the time, it's gotten away from us! But we're looking ahead now to our next Live Music/Dead Meat party, this one on Saturday August 15th @ Nomad World Pub. The tentative plan is to grill fish on the patio, and as per usual we'll be giving away all sorts of fun crap to complement your summer outdoor fun. Tentative lineup includes our good friends in Economy Team, a special reunion performance from Old James, and Omaha band Box Elders.

And this weekend?

God.

GOD!

K.H.O. Appreciator and I will be Partying With Him at the Basilica Block Party. We hope He likes to talk about Fishing. We'll hit the nearest confessional and try to find out. The block party begins Friday night with headlining performances by The Jayhawks and The Black Crowes and continues Saturday night, headline performances by Counting Crows, The Hold Steady and Tapes 'n Tapes. Word is the show may be a sell-out on Saturday night so get there early. I guess we're not the only folks looking to talk to angels. About fishing. Insert really lame Black Crowes joke riiiiiiiight <<<< there. And done.



We're also excited about the big opener at the new Uptown venue Sauce. Friday night features The Guystorm, Economy Team and Military Special, $5 cover, 9:30 door.

Saturday check out Chooglin's record release show, featuring Dexateens, Knife World and Fonzie Scheme @ 7th Street Entry, $6 cover, 9:00 door.

And Sunday, gasp, be still my adolescent heart, the stinkin' Meat Puppets are playing @ 7th Street Entry, with Retribution Gospel Choir and Chrash. Tight bill. $15 cover, 8:00 door.

Weekend! 5/15-5/17/09

Dudes.

You know what to do. Uh, 331 Club. Modern Cafe. Grumpy's NE. Entry/Mainroom. Good stuff abounds!

See you Sunday at THIS!

Weekend 5/1-5/3/09

Note, baby quail are very cute, and once mature are a delicious game bird but do not have much meat on their bodies and thus are not fulfilling to eat.


Weekend

Friday

Very merry birthday to Jug! Jug's Birthday Jamboree with Birthday Suits, Private Dancer, Leisure Birds and The Danforths plus DJs Paddy Costello and Danny Henry @ Turf Club, 6 bucks, 9:00.

Grand Opening of 501 Club featuring Retribution Gospel Choir, Lookbook and Communist Daughter @ 501 Club, free, 9:00.

NOMO and Military Special @ Whole Music Club, 10 bucks, 7:30. (18+)

Colin Hay @ Cedar Cultural Center, 22/25 bucks, 7:00. SOLD OUT

Mel Gibson and the Pants, Koo Koo Kanga Roo and Rambo Salinas @ Nomad, 5 bucks, 9:00.

Gold, Bouncer Fighter, Chickadee Mountain Martyrs and Manic Zamboni @ Stasiu's, 5 bucks, 9:00.

757s, The Red Flags, The Laureates and Crossing Guards @ Uptown Bar, 5 bucks, 9:00.

Eddie and the Hotrods, The Vibrators, Prima Donna and Johnny Madcap and the Distractions @ Triple Rock Social Club, 12 bucks, 9:00. (18+)

Omaur Bliss and Aby Wolf @ 331 Club, free, 9:00.

Saturday

Mannequin Men, Gay Witch Abortion and Double Bird @ 7th St Entry, 8 bucks, 9:00. (18+)

Dan Deacon & Ensemble, Future Islands and Teeth Mountain @ Triple Rock Social Club, 10 bucks, 5:00 (AA) and 9:00 (21+).
DAN DEACON & ENSEMBLE

Fort Wilson Riot, A Night in the Box, Caspiar and Reigning Knives @ Hexagon Bar, free, 9:00.

The Gourds and Orange Mothers @ Turf Club, 14 bucks, 8:00.

Prozac Rat, Royal Doomed, Via Dove and The Van Gobots @ Uptown Bar, 5 bucks, 9:00.

Dance Band and Military Special @ Cedar Cultural Center, 7:00.

Sunday

Gospel Gossip, Gentleman Reg and Colder in Moscow @ 7th St Entry, 6 bucks, 8:00. (18+)

MDC, Embrace the Kill, Mouth Sewn Shut and In Defence @ Triple Rock Social Club, 10 bucks, 5:00. (AA)

Caitlyn Smith and Ben Rosenbush @ Turf Club, 2 bucks, 9:00.

Wednesday 4/29/09

Lookbook (with d&b, no, for real d&b! d&d&b even! Ryan Olcott and Joe Johnson on drums, Jon Davis on bass), Ghostband, Radar Threat and Overthruster @ Turf Club, 4 bucks, 9:00.

Mastodon, Kylesa and Intronaut @ Fine Line Music Cafe, 20 bucks, 6:30. (18+) SOLD OUT

Horse Feathers, Joe Pug and Claire Taubenhaus @ 7th St Entry, 6 bucks, 8:00. (18+)

We Are Awesome, The Quince and The Arms Akimbo @ Uptown Bar, free, 9:00.